Stenographer Wanted (Female)

Long hours, no pay, crappy working conditions, FREE BEER!!

 Job Requirements: Large breasts, low self esteem. Must be extremely patient and tolerent of childish behavior and drunken shennanigans.

Submit resume including naked picture to:

mike@coteerivercrew.com

Driver Wanted

Must be an expert at driving all motorized vehicles including but not limited to Land Yachts, Cars, Boats, Jetski's, Golf carts, Electric cars, Model T's and any and all other frivilous motorized aquisition's we might make along the way.

Must be sober and of sound mind and body (you will be required to pick up passed out drunks off the ground from time to time)

Pay for this position is negotiable, but the chances of you ever actually seeing a dime is slim to none.

Please submit resume to:

mike@coteerivercrew.com

Bartender Wanted (Female)

(See Stenographer job description)