The Cotee River Crew is made up of family and friends who firmly believe a day without debauchery is like a day without sunshine.

What We Do

The question should be what don't we do!

 The Cotee River Crew has 2 major events weekly with  smaller unplanned events popping up on any given day. Hump day is celebrated every Wednesday. The location is a crap shoot and is usually announced  no later than close of businees the prior Tuesday. Saturday is boating day and the floatilla leaves promptly at 11am from the Rio Vist Yacht Club (unless whoever is picking up the beer is running late). The land division recently returned from a  Key West vacation where by some miracle no one was arrested, became pregnant or was deemed legally insane by a local judge. While there it was discovered that frozen banana drinks are awesome and will now be the official cocktail of the Cotee River Crew.